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STAMPIN' BINGO in May !

Come have some BINGO FUN!!! Stampin' Bingo was launched in March and we had a blast! Hundreds of dollars in Stampin' Up! products were awarded to BINGO winners!!! Everyone receives a gift​ AND:

• 6 games of BINGO for hundreds of dollars in PRIZES
• Chocolate included
• Bring your own adhesive & scissors
• Pre-payment due by Sunday, April 24th: cash or check
• Space is limited – DON'T DELAY – sign up today!
• Invite your friends to join the fun!!!
• 2 Make-n-Takes

SATURDAY, MAY 7 10:00 am to Noon

Neenah Location – Can't wait!!!!

Bingo is $25 – RSVP & PREPAYMENT IS REQUIRED BY APRIL 24TH

SPACE IS LIMITED – SIGN UP TODAY!!!

CLICK HERE to check out all the fun we had last time:

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.

“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”

Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”

The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.

Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ends up urinating all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.

“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!”

MY GIFT TO YOU & CHANCE TO

WIN A FREE STAMP SET:

If you use this HOSTESS CODE  Y6URTSEH when you place your online order – you'll be entered in a drawing to win a stamp set of your choice and I'll send you the tutorial shown below!  

Lori Tibbits of Milwaukee, Wisconsin was the March winner – CONGRATULATIONS Lori!!!

 

A new project is in the works for April – stop back to see what I have for you! This is my FREE gift to you for placing an order with me – click on the photo to see all the details! You can also order this PDF file for $3.95:

 

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