Weekly Deals & Joke!

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 JOKE OF THE DAY:

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

 
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A GIFT FOR YOU:

When you place an online order using the hostess code below – you'll receive PDF instructions to make this adorable gift card holder as my THANK YOU gift to you:

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NUGGET BOX/GIFT CARD HOLDER:  You can purchase the PDF Instructions for $3.95 here: 

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FREE STAMP SET DRAWING!!!

Use this Hostess code when placing your online order and you'll get the gift shown above and be entered in a drawing to win a free stamp set of your choice – click here to go directly to my online store:

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New to online ordering?  

Click HERE to watch a short video that shows you exactly how easy it is!!!

 

WHAT'S GOING ON?

See all current promotions, Weekly Deals, Local Stamping Events, and Ordering Incentives by clicking on the nerdy girl:

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