Wait…WHAT? & Joke of the Week

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HAPPY HUMP DAY! Something a little different today – a CLASSIC LAYOUT with several different options. Watch my tip video and see all the details: 

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Three different – but the same…all pretty nice cards!

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If you watched my video – you know I spent 19 hours on our little living room – PAINTING over the holiday weekend! Here's a before photo: 

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And here's an after – love the fresh, brightness that this color brings to our room:

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A Joke

A Glass of Wine . . .
 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and to those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said:
 
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
 
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Poop.
VERIFICATION:
-        BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
-        THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN  . . .
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as a public service. 

 

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3 thoughts on “Wait…WHAT? & Joke of the Week”

  1. Love your videos and that joke is hilarious!!!! Your living room paint job is gorgeous!!!!! How the heck did you do it?
    Toni

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  2. Oh Kelly, guess what I am full of? lol – like the cards – will watch the video when I have time. Also, if you have a spare 19 hours you can come paint any part of my house 🙂

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