Joke of THE WEEK & Beautiful Card

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Isn't this an elegant card??? I LOVE IT! It was sent to me by my friend and downline Jessica Schnoor – thank you Jessica!

A few punched flowers and that amazing Doily make this a BEAUTY in my eyes!

 

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A little embossing, a punched heart and a HELLO greeting make this a great all occasion card that was perfect for the get well card she sent… We'll be making this card at the Buffet on Saturday, May 21st – don't miss it – Cathy and I have an amazing line up that will make you dream about warmer weather!

 

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WEEKLY DEALS JOKE
 

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. 

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 

'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! 
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' 
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' 

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

 

 

 

 

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WIN A FREE STAMP SET:

If you use this HOSTESS CODE  HHEGYKYS  when you place your online order – you'll be entered in a drawing to win a stamp set of your choice and I'll send you the tutorial shown below!  

Leanna Ihde of Lewistown, Montana was the April winner – CONGRATULATIONS Leanna!!!

 

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A new project is in the works for June – stop back to see what I have for you! This is my FREE gift to you for placing an order with me – click on the photo to see all the details! You can also order this PDF file for $3.95:

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