Mediterranean Cruise – Day 3 & Joke of the Day

Today we arrive in Naples, Italy:

 

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Here's a fun SNEAK PEEK to share with you…my friend Becky Roberts sent this card to me – LOVE the fun you can share with the MARQUEE MESSAGES stamp set!!!

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Becky stamped the Marquee image on Watermelon Wonder, Peekaboo Peach and Pear Pizzazz and cut them out to piece them together – she also sponged Pool Party ink on the front layer, which is Whisper White – SO FUN!!!

 

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While I'm away – I have a

CRUISING SPECIAL for you:

 

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What's the special gift??? Use this hostess code:  HHEGYKYS when placing your qualifying online order –  I'll be sending everyone:

  • 12 6 x 6 sheets of my favorite Designer Series Paper from the NEW Catalog
  • Plus matching precut card stock card bases
  • Plus a special surprise – it might involve the new In Colors and ribbon!
  • All orders qualify for a drawing – a FREE stamp set of your choice when you use the HOSTESS CODE above!

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Joke

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, " Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in
a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

 "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book?"    she replies.
 "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
 
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
 
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
 
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
 
 MORAL:  Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

 
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Retirement 3

 

When placing your online order - make sure you use the hostess code  (unless you are in one of my clubs – then use the hostess code I emailed you so your hostess gets credit):

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Up to 50% off!!! View the Retirement List here:

  Download Retiring List PDF

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MY GIFT TO YOU & CHANCE TO

WIN A FREE STAMP SET:

If you use this HOSTESS CODE  HHEGYKYS when you place your online order – you'll be entered in a drawing to win a stamp set of your choice and I'll send you the tutorial shown below!  

Leanna Ihde of Lewistown, Montana was the April winner – CONGRATULATIONS Leanna!!!

 

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A new project is in the works for June – stop back to see what I have for you! This is my FREE gift to you for placing an order with me – click on the photo to see all the details! You can also order this PDF file for $3.95:

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Click to watch a short video that shows you exactly how easy it is:

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