New Catalog & Joke of the Week

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It's time for me to select who I will have the NEW catalog sent out to!!! Do you want one? Here's who will automatically get one:

  • Stamp Club Members
  • If you have placed an order with me in the last 6 months whether online, at a class or card buffet

There's still time to place an order and get on my mailing list for one.

If you don't qualify for either of these categories – and you'd like a new catalog – pop me an email at kelly@AStampAbove.com. I will send you a new catalog or if you're local you can pick one up as long as you make a commitment to place an order within 30 days. You see – I have to pay for all these catalogs and shipping costs – this can get very expensive…but I really want you to have one…because THEY ARE AMAZING!!!! Deal? DEAL!

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The retirement list is out and it's HUMONGOUS!

Click below to see the list: 

Download Retirement List

Tons of retiring products on sale up to 50% off!

***Use hostess code Y6URTSEH when you place your order if it's under $150 and I'll enter you in a contest to win a FREE stamp set of your choice!

Accessories are while supplies last – so please don't delay – order right away!  

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A Glass of Wine . . .
 
 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and to those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said:
 
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
 
Remember:
 
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Poop.
VERIFICATION:
-        BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
-        THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN  . . .
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as a public service. 
 

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MY GIFT TO YOU & CHANCE TO

WIN A FREE STAMP SET:

If you use this HOSTESS CODE  Y6URTSEH when you place your online order – you'll be entered in a drawing to win a stamp set of your choice and I'll send you the tutorial shown below!  

Lori Tibbits of Milwaukee, Wisconsin was the March winner – CONGRATULATIONS Lori!!!

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A new project is in the works for April – stop back to see what I have for you! This is my FREE gift to you for placing an order with me – click on the photo to see all the details! You can also order this PDF file for $3.95:

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New to online ordering?  

Click HERE to watch a short video that shows you exactly how easy it is!!!

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

See all current promotions, Weekly Deals, Local Stamping Events, and Ordering Incentives:

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TO SHOP WITH KELLY – click here:

 

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Thanks for stopping by…

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