Wait….WHAT? & Joke of the Week

Wait What

 

I'm super thrilled with these cards – they turned out so pretty!!! What started as a thought transpired into this beauty:

 

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Watch my Wednesday Wait…WHAT? tip video to see some great tips and how fast and easy this technique is:

  

If the video doesn't play – click on the title to this blog post "WAIT…WHAT? & JOKE OF THE WEEK" to watch it on my blog. 

And I couldn't stop myself…I just kept trying different embossing folders and different colors and gushing over them, to myself of course, and now to YOU too! Aren't they something???

 

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  • Card base 8-1/2 x 5-1/2
  • Basic Black 3-7/8 x 5-1/8
  • Whisper White 3-3/4 x 5 & 3-1/4 x 3-3/4

 

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A Joke

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas  Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol  at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was  feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
 
Jack had to force  himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins  next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red  rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.  He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.  So is the rest of the house.
 
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees  a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a  note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it  and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I  left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,  darling! Love, Jillian"

 He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough,  there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all  waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son… what  happened last night?"

 "Well, you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk  and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you  puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

 Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order  and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

 
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and  when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,'Leave me alone, I'm  married!'

 

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8 thoughts on “Wait….WHAT? & Joke of the Week”

  1. I wait each week for your post thru email. I love this and all the colors used and is so very nice of you to share. Hugs, Donna S

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  2. Thank you for the review if this technique, for your tips and tricks and your suggestion as to which EFs to use and which to avoid! Beautiful cards!

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  3. I really enjoy all the videos you do and all the hints you give me. Love this one with the embossing folders especially. I will try the technique tomorrow.

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