Wait….WHAT? & Joke of the Week

Wait What
 

Here's a little tip to make your Baker's Twine and ribbon a little prettier! Take a couple minutes and see how to do it:

 

 

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A Joke
 

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 bikers sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I did a little kissing with your grandma and she is good, the best kisses I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says "Grandpa, you're drunk……. Go home!"

 

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6 thoughts on “Wait….WHAT? & Joke of the Week”

  1. Love the one sheet wonder cards, I am going to buy the set with my October order. I would of never thought about buying that set until I seen all the cards done with them.
    Also I’m loving all the tip video’s again I would of never known to curl the ribbon, thank you. Laura

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  2. Another great joke. And, I LOVED your tip. Thanks!
    (Sometimes I can post, other times it gives me a circle with a strike through it.)

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