Are you ready for the Wait…WHAT? Episode 36 video? I have some great tips on framelit/thinlit storage and how to NOT lose your dies! Sit back and watch my short tip video & giggle a little too:
If the video doesn't play – please click HERE to watch it on my blog.
Ladies With TypeOwriters
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters.
These sentences actually appeared in church
bulletins or were announced at church services:
| # | Bulletin |
|---|---|
| 1. | The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. |
| 2. | Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. |
| 3. | The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." |
| 4. | Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. |
| 5. | Don't let worry kill you off – let the Church help. |
| 6. | Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. |
| 7. | For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. |
| 8. | Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get. |
| 9. | Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. |
| 10. | A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. |
| 11. | At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. |
| 12. | Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. |
| 13. | Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. |
| 14. | The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. |
| 15. | Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow. |
| 16. | The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. |
| 17. | This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. |
| 18. | The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. |
| 19. | Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. |
| 20. | The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM … The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. |
| 21. | Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. |
| And this next one just about sums them all up. | |
| 22. | The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours." |
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Love, love, love your tips! That was funny about losing your die cut and where you found it! 😉 Love the new joke too! TFS!
wonderful way to start the day, lots of chuckles and a few laugh out loud moments. Thanks for the jokes, and will watch the videos when I have a chance
I order adhesive magnetic sheets on Amazon. They are from Marietta Magnetics, made in the USA. They are 5×7 and come 50 to a pack for about 15.00. I adhere 110 lb cardstock to the adhesive side and label the magnetic side with my label maker-company and name of set. I find most die sets fit on the 5×7 sheet. (Treat bag doesn’t fit, flip card dies also do not fit.) They fit easily into a little wooden box from Michaels.
On the not loosing thinlets idea, you can also use magnetic bowls. They work great!!
I have used the magnetic vent covers but like a stronger base so I peel off the white vinyl which exposes the adhesive side of the magnetic cover and adhere it to a piece of cardboard from the Foil and Glimmer sheet packs.