Wait…WHAT? & Joke of the Week

 I have a fun card for you today – perfect for teenagers or friends that like to run! What do you think?

 I love the images in the EPIC CELEBRATIONS stamp set – it's FREE with your $50 order until March 31st.  And these shoelaces are the bomb!

Adding these laces to your card is easy – you can watch my short video tutorial here:

If the video doesn't play – click HERE to watch it on my blog.

I used the WATERCOLOR WORDS for the inside:

This STITCHED EDGED RIBBON comes in four different colors – Rich Razzleberry, Pumpkin Pie, Old Olive this one is Pacific Point?

I hope you have an EPIC day!

Thanks so much for taking time out of your busy day to check out this card! 

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Dating Ads for Seniors, found in 
a Florida Newspaper . 
  
'The Villages' Dating Ads 
  

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of 
anyone retiring and moving north. 
  
These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. 
  
Who says seniors don't have a sense of humour 

FOXY LADY 

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), 
Searching for sharp-looking, 
sharp-dressing companion. 
Matching white shoes and belt a plus. 
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT 
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, 
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. 
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, 
not a problem. 
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SERENITY NOW 
I am into solitude, long walks, 
sunrises, the ocean, yoga, 
and meditation. 
If you are the silent type, 
let's get together, take our hearing aids 
out and enjoy quiet times. 
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WINNING SMILE 
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, 
corn on the cob and caramel candy. 
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MEMORIES 
I can usually remember 
Monday through Thursday. 
If you can remember 
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, 
let's put our two heads together. 
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My favourite 

MINT CONDITION 
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, 
good condition, some hair, 
many new parts including 
hip, knee, cornea, valves. 
Isn't in running condition, 
but walks well. 
  
  
AND FINALLY 
  
A lady in the Villages in Florida (a senior retirement community), 
was sitting on a bench, near another 
bench with a gentleman sitting on the bench. 
She asked him if he was new to the community and he said "no, I have owned a condo here for 20 years". 
She then said "I have been here for 15 years and 
I have never seen you around!". 
He then said "I have been in prison for the last 17 years!". 
She was stunned and finally asked him what he had done. 
He said that he had murdered his first wife! 
She was stunned again and after a long pause she said. 
  
So you're SINGLE??? 

COFFEE CAFE ONLINE CLASS!

Happiness is a cup of coffee shared with a friend….I'm so excited to introduce my first online class in a long time!!! What is this? It's a complete class that features the Coffee Cafe Bundle shown on page 30-31 in the big catalog. It's just in time for fall and warm drinks…you're going to love it! There are 8 exclusive card designs – each one featuring it's own step-by-step video tutorial.

Click HERE to see all the details – it's available with 2 options!

 

NEW MARCH HOSTESS CODE:

Use this hostess code below to place your online order if it's under $150 and you'll be entered in a drawing to win a FREE stamp set of your choice! If you're order is over $150 DO NOT use the code – you'll get your own Stampin' Rewards and I'll still enter you in the drawing! Lori Osbourne of Wayland, Michigan is the February winner! Congratulations Lori!!!  Just copy/paste this code: GU92TRT4 when placing your order.

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